Apparently our buildings have some mold. Even worse, they always have had mold! A woman left coffee out overnight in one of the buildings and by the next morning there was mold on it. Seriously!
Where on earth do I work? In a coal mine? In a rank old house in the middle of the wilderness of Texas? Goodness.
Apparently they’ve brought in government inspectors and there is no problem with any of our facilities.
Sure, people must be getting sick because they all caught some strange disease in their neighborhood where they only go to sleep at night. Speak nothing of asking government inspectors to inspect a complaint about a government building. Shouldn’t some third party be asked to take care of these matters?
I guess I’ll use this as an opportunity to build up my immunity.
