2009 and computers

It's 2009, right?
 
So, why is my computer so slow?
 
Well, let's see:
 
– it only has 1 GB or RAM. Seriously? And we create online products.
 
– Networks.
 
– Wireless one day and not the next. Can we just keep stuff working for a week at a time?
 
Ahh, the joys of having more access also provides more jobs to hackers and such.
 
It's the price we pay for being productive, uh, or something.