Our group is apparently getting a new and updated name. How festive is that? It will, of course, change everything.
It reminds me of a Dilbert cartoon talking about how a consultant wanted to come in and help with process improvement. Someone in the Dilbert office tells him that this effort failed a couple of years before, but the consultant was undeterred.
Why was he unflappable? Because, as he stated, “I assure you, it has a completely different name.”
The Dilbert office person was profoundly impressed. He responded with a “great, when do we get started?”
As we all know, Dilbert cartoons are true. All of them.
So, now, as an employee of the “Global Learning Center” I can assure you that I am motivated, chipper, excited, and so willing to engage in innovative and forward thinking solutions now that we have a different name.
“When do I get started?”